國外幽默風趣的段子國外幽默風趣的段子有什麼

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1、“You say that you love rain, but you open yourumbrella when it say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when thesun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, when you say that you love me too.” 你說你愛雨，但當細雨飄灑時你卻撐開了傘；你說你愛太陽，但當日當空時你卻往蔭處躲；你說你愛風，但當它輕拂時你卻緊緊地關上了自己的窗子；所以當你說你也愛我，我卻會為此而煩憂。

2、My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “Go to hell.” 我對你的深情無法付諸言語，除了一句“滾一邊去”！

3、My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life 我的心肝，我的摯愛，我美麗的賢妻，我這輩子就毀在你手裡。

4、Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you cause I was pissed. 愛是上天賜福，愛情多麼美好，可我與你同眠只是因為喝醉。

5、Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 善良、聰慧、多情而性感，可惜這些你一條都不佔。