三年級英語手抄報內容資料 英語手抄報可以寫什麼內容

1、英語幽默故事：Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.獲取研究生學位多年以後，我回到位於賓翰頓的紐約州立大學當教員。一天，電梯裡很擁擠，有人抱怨電梯效率太低。我說自我在那裡當學生起，20年來電梯一直沒有換過。When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. Youll get that degree, dear, she whispered. Perseverance is a virtue.最後當電梯門開啟時，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回過頭來我看到一位年長的修女正在朝我微笑。“你會拿到學位的，親愛的，”她低聲說道：“堅持不懈是一種美德。”

2、英語小笑話：Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?老師：湯姆，您為什麼每天上學遲到?Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著：學校----慢行。